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A Nightmare for Vexen
An Organization XIII Dialogue Play
by gttorres
At the Castle That Never Was…
Vexen: Of all the people I had to be partnered with, YOU were the one they chose!
Demyx: Hey, what's wrong with that?!?!?
Vexen: You're lazy, incompetent, and unreliable!!!
Demyx: Hey!!!!
Vexen: That, and I'm tired of being victimized by yours and Xigbar's hijinks!!
Demyx: But they're fun… Anyways, what are we doing today? Is it somewhere new? Or are we going to Castle Oblivion? Oh! Oh! I know! I know! We're going to see a—
Vexen: (interrupting) You're helping me in the lab!
Demyx: … Oh.
Vexen: What did you think you were doing with me? Obviously, the two of us together are on Saix's list of "Who Should NOT Be Sent Together On Missions With"!
Demyx: Seriously?? ? Why???
Vexen: Because the last time the two of us were partnered for a mission, we ended up turning Atlantica into Antartica!!
Demyx: That was your fault, man!!! Don't be mad!!!
Vexen: And just WHOSE fault was it that made me do that in the first place???
Demyx: Dude!! That wasn't my fault!! I'm petrified about sharks!! I mean, this was shark was all….dududududududududududududu…
Vexen snaps his fingers. in seconds, they both arrive at Vexen's Lab.
Demyx: dudududuh… What just happened?
Vexen: Alright, you twit, listen up! I'm working on this machine over here and I need you to help me!
Demyx: Uh, sure….what do you want me to do?
Vexen: (sarcastically) The most important, critical, intimidating, serious, life-changing, and life-death task you will ever have to do in this lab.
Demyx: (nervous) What?
Vexen slams a broom in front of Demyx.
Vexen: (slowly in a pronounced voice) Sweep. The. Floor.
Demyx: ??? Is this a joke????
Vexen: (puts the broom in Demyx's ahnds.) Do it. Now!
Demyx: But—
Vexen: Go!!!
Demyx: Hmph! Fine!!!
Vexen: And DON'T touch anything!
Demyx: Ok!! Ok!!(he goes off to sweep)
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Demyx: Can I take a break?!?!?!?!?
Vexen: (looking up from his machine)But you've only just begun!!!
Demyx: Dude!! Have you NOT ever swept a broom in your entire life???? Brooms make your hands sore from holding them!!! And this is my sitar hand!!!!
Vexen: Stop complaining, Demyx!! Sheesh! You're worse than…never mind!
Demyx: What ??? Worse than what???
Vexen: Nothing!! Mind your own business!! (Turns back to resume work)
Demyx approaches Vexen from behind while he's not looking)
Demyx: C'mon!! Tell me!!
Vexen turns around
Vexen: I said—OUCH!
(As he turns around, his elbow hits a lever that moves)
Demyx: Whoops, sorry!
Vexen: Why….
(The machine Vexen is working on suddenly becomes operational)
Demyx: Uh….Vexen…(points to machine) is THAT supposed to happen?
Vexen: What do you mean? (He turns around and sees what Demyx is talking about)
(The machine starts to light up and steam. A red button starts to flash. An a voice speaks from the machine)
Voice: New world selected. Instant teleportation in 3 seconds. Thank you and enjoy your incredibly short trip!
Vexen: Oh.
Demyx: Crud.
(A beam of light zaps out from Vexen's machine and causes Vexen and Demyx to disappear and they scream as they are teleported away.)
(One second later, the 2 Nobodies appear inside an unknown location with white walls and floors and a bunch of weird screens on the walls.)
Demyx: …..
Vexen: .Ngggg…Demyx, you klutz!!!
Demyx: Ssssssssorry!!!
Vexen: When we get back, I am begging Saix to give you another job today!!! Now, then…
Demyx: Uh, Vexen, where are we?
Vexen: I haven't the faintest idea!
Suddenly…
Voice: Sirs, hold it right there!
(Vexen and Demyx look and see that a lone figure pointing a gun-like abject at them)
Demyx: Aaaaaaa!!
Vexen: Demyx! Don't panic!! I'll figure something out!!
Unknown: Silence!! Hands on your heads!!
Vexen: What???
(The gun points at the two of them and prepares to shoot)
Vexen and Demyx: Aaaaaaahhh!!! (put their hands on their heads)
Unknown: State your name, rank, and intention!!!!
Demyx: (quickly, in a panic) My name is Demyx, Rank IX of Organization XIII, and my intention is fun! Please don't kill me!!!!!!!!
Vexen: Shut up!!!!!
Unknown: You are on unauthorized property. Prepare to be obliterated.
Vexen: In that case, RUN DEMYX!!!!!!!!
(both start screaming in fright at the top of their lungs as the unknown figure starts firing at them)
Demyx: RUN!!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(More Screaming)
* * *
Vexen: AAAAGGGHHH!!! Spare me!!!!
Luxord: Vexen, are you ok?????
(Vexen blinks and looks around him. Seated next to him on a sofa are Zexion, and Xion. Luxord is sitting on another sofa with a bowl of popcorn on his lap.)
Vexen: I don't get it…
Zexion: You fell asleep in the middle of the show.
Vexen: I did?
Luxord: Yes. Were You really that bored by it?
Vexen: I…
Zexion: (shrugs) Remind me to give you something with caffeine the next time we watch British sci-fi!
The End
An Organization XIII Dialogue Play
by gttorres
At the Castle That Never Was…
Vexen: Of all the people I had to be partnered with, YOU were the one they chose!
Demyx: Hey, what's wrong with that?!?!?
Vexen: You're lazy, incompetent, and unreliable!!!
Demyx: Hey!!!!
Vexen: That, and I'm tired of being victimized by yours and Xigbar's hijinks!!
Demyx: But they're fun… Anyways, what are we doing today? Is it somewhere new? Or are we going to Castle Oblivion? Oh! Oh! I know! I know! We're going to see a—
Vexen: (interrupting) You're helping me in the lab!
Demyx: … Oh.
Vexen: What did you think you were doing with me? Obviously, the two of us together are on Saix's list of "Who Should NOT Be Sent Together On Missions With"!
Demyx: Seriously?? ? Why???
Vexen: Because the last time the two of us were partnered for a mission, we ended up turning Atlantica into Antartica!!
Demyx: That was your fault, man!!! Don't be mad!!!
Vexen: And just WHOSE fault was it that made me do that in the first place???
Demyx: Dude!! That wasn't my fault!! I'm petrified about sharks!! I mean, this was shark was all….dududududududududududududu…
Vexen snaps his fingers. in seconds, they both arrive at Vexen's Lab.
Demyx: dudududuh… What just happened?
Vexen: Alright, you twit, listen up! I'm working on this machine over here and I need you to help me!
Demyx: Uh, sure….what do you want me to do?
Vexen: (sarcastically) The most important, critical, intimidating, serious, life-changing, and life-death task you will ever have to do in this lab.
Demyx: (nervous) What?
Vexen slams a broom in front of Demyx.
Vexen: (slowly in a pronounced voice) Sweep. The. Floor.
Demyx: ??? Is this a joke????
Vexen: (puts the broom in Demyx's ahnds.) Do it. Now!
Demyx: But—
Vexen: Go!!!
Demyx: Hmph! Fine!!!
Vexen: And DON'T touch anything!
Demyx: Ok!! Ok!!(he goes off to sweep)
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Demyx: Can I take a break?!?!?!?!?
Vexen: (looking up from his machine)But you've only just begun!!!
Demyx: Dude!! Have you NOT ever swept a broom in your entire life???? Brooms make your hands sore from holding them!!! And this is my sitar hand!!!!
Vexen: Stop complaining, Demyx!! Sheesh! You're worse than…never mind!
Demyx: What ??? Worse than what???
Vexen: Nothing!! Mind your own business!! (Turns back to resume work)
Demyx approaches Vexen from behind while he's not looking)
Demyx: C'mon!! Tell me!!
Vexen turns around
Vexen: I said—OUCH!
(As he turns around, his elbow hits a lever that moves)
Demyx: Whoops, sorry!
Vexen: Why….
(The machine Vexen is working on suddenly becomes operational)
Demyx: Uh….Vexen…(points to machine) is THAT supposed to happen?
Vexen: What do you mean? (He turns around and sees what Demyx is talking about)
(The machine starts to light up and steam. A red button starts to flash. An a voice speaks from the machine)
Voice: New world selected. Instant teleportation in 3 seconds. Thank you and enjoy your incredibly short trip!
Vexen: Oh.
Demyx: Crud.
(A beam of light zaps out from Vexen's machine and causes Vexen and Demyx to disappear and they scream as they are teleported away.)
(One second later, the 2 Nobodies appear inside an unknown location with white walls and floors and a bunch of weird screens on the walls.)
Demyx: …..
Vexen: .Ngggg…Demyx, you klutz!!!
Demyx: Ssssssssorry!!!
Vexen: When we get back, I am begging Saix to give you another job today!!! Now, then…
Demyx: Uh, Vexen, where are we?
Vexen: I haven't the faintest idea!
Suddenly…
Voice: Sirs, hold it right there!
(Vexen and Demyx look and see that a lone figure pointing a gun-like abject at them)
Demyx: Aaaaaaa!!
Vexen: Demyx! Don't panic!! I'll figure something out!!
Unknown: Silence!! Hands on your heads!!
Vexen: What???
(The gun points at the two of them and prepares to shoot)
Vexen and Demyx: Aaaaaaahhh!!! (put their hands on their heads)
Unknown: State your name, rank, and intention!!!!
Demyx: (quickly, in a panic) My name is Demyx, Rank IX of Organization XIII, and my intention is fun! Please don't kill me!!!!!!!!
Vexen: Shut up!!!!!
Unknown: You are on unauthorized property. Prepare to be obliterated.
Vexen: In that case, RUN DEMYX!!!!!!!!
(both start screaming in fright at the top of their lungs as the unknown figure starts firing at them)
Demyx: RUN!!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(More Screaming)
* * *
Vexen: AAAAGGGHHH!!! Spare me!!!!
Luxord: Vexen, are you ok?????
(Vexen blinks and looks around him. Seated next to him on a sofa are Zexion, and Xion. Luxord is sitting on another sofa with a bowl of popcorn on his lap.)
Vexen: I don't get it…
Zexion: You fell asleep in the middle of the show.
Vexen: I did?
Luxord: Yes. Were You really that bored by it?
Vexen: I…
Zexion: (shrugs) Remind me to give you something with caffeine the next time we watch British sci-fi!
The End
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Hee hee. Hope you understand this one! I was motivated to do this after watching some YouTube clips! Poor Vexen and Demyx...
Enjoy!!!
Org. XIII characters (c.) to Square Enix
Doctor Who (c.) BBC
Enjoy!!!
Org. XIII characters (c.) to Square Enix
Doctor Who (c.) BBC
© 2011 - 2024 gttorres
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I lol'd all the way!